Me: Maybe this is a hoaxy thing, but Orlando Jones just sent me a friend request on Facebook.
K: Really?
Me: His page looks pretty legit.
Both: Random murmuring about Sleepy Hollow and how would we know if it was a real page or not. Then…
K: Maybe he read your book!
Me: Maybe he wants to play Parrish!
Both: Faint, coo, imagine the advance money, giggle, realize this is ridiculous, climb back up off the kitchen floor and sit back down to breakfast.
K: Orlando Jones is too old to play Parrish.
A: Sadly, yes. Pretty enough, but a little too old.
K: He could play Cly though.
Both: OMG OMG Eeee! Die.
Kittens: ?
Yes, we are deranged.
Ardi says:
I noticed that this weekend because he showed up as a Person I Might Know. I thought it was because my college roommate was in an episode of Sleepy Hollow, but it was you!
Alyx Dellamonica says:
Facebook is now busily recommending that I send friend requests to all of the people he and I (and nobody else) have in common.