Keynial – “They’re probably at the chiropractor’s. Let’s go back.”
Bargaining – “If we order a coffee and a cookie at Calabria instead of demanding to search the ladies’ room, they will be waiting for me here tomorrow, covered in Baristo-tude, when I show up for work.”
Anger – “What do you mean I haven’t got the spare keys back from the cat-sitter yet?”
Consumerism – “Here’s my VISA. Cut some new keys, oh deities of the hardware store. And while we’re at it, give me this bag that I TOTALLY don’t need.”
Anger redux – “They were in my bra all along? But I gave myself a full-chest patdown!! Twice!!”
Nap – “At least they weren’t riding around in there until bedtime.”
Aren’t you glad I spelled that out for you?